Greetings and salutations, mortals. I hope all is well with your ogrekin this fine June. I recently snuck into LogoUp’s fancy new offices to get some intel for Mr. Moneybags. Here is what I found. Hrmph.
As you can see, LogoUp.com is no match for The Enemies of Excellence, so I would order everything you want from this highly-acclaimed, affordable, handsome internet establishment post-haste, before we destroy them all.